Back Butt!!!

My Eyes! The Goggles, Zey Do Nothing!!

My Eyes! The Goggles, Zey Do Nothing!!

Hahaha! I saw this ghastly sight from my coworkers window. Evidently, this woman hit her tire on the curb and it popped, so now she is trying to change the tire. Her crack is 4 feet long, and is offensive on both a visual and emotional level. I can’t erase the memory, so I figured I’d share it with you. Enjoy.


Amy Lee is turning into Delta Burke

After careful review, I have noticed that over time, Amy Lee, the lead singer of Evanescence, will turn into Delta Burke. Here is the most recent photo of Amy Lee, at the 2008 Grammy Awards:


She has put on a couple el bees, but nothing too terrible. But if she keeps it up, an artist rendering says she’ll look something like this:


Gym Time!


^^This was me one year ago^^


^^This is me now^^

That is why I have recently purchased a gym membership to 24 hour fitness. This will give me the motivation to pay an extra bill every month for something I’ll probably barely use. At least I’m not deluding myself into thinking I’ll become addicted to the gym again.

But seriously, I am going to start going to the gym at least a couple of times a week. When I’m not at the gym I’ll be working out at my apartment with my roommate, Steve. We have plenty of things to help build our physiques. One thing is a deflated exercise ball. Another is my new dartboard. And probably the most important is the football, with which we run numerous plays inside our apartment. By using the recliner as a defender and as Steve implements the shotgun snap count next to the TV, I will be able to run routes that many players wouldn’t even be able to run on the football field. It’s a great way to burn some calories before the pizza guy comes.

I’ll keep you posted on my workout regiment, because I’m sure it will be comically sad.