Tiger Woods Poops His Pants

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Tiger Woods pooped his pants on 13, but that didn’t affect his play at the AT&T National golf tournament, where he shot 6 under in his first round.

Tiger Woods wins U.S. Open, claims 14th Major Win!

(Tiger giggles like a schoolgirl after Rocco Mediate tells him a dirty joke about sand traps)

Tiger Woods has done it. He has slain the mighty giant, Rocco Mediate, and claimed his 14th Major. He is now 4 major wins away from tying the all time leader, Jack Nicklaus, at 18. Sadly, I was unable to watch the final 18 round playoff, but I heard it was a doozy. They ended up going into a sudden death playoff after Tiger tied Mediate on the 18th hole with a birdie. They played the 7th hole in sudden death, and Tiger birdied to win the tournament.

Trevor Immelman wins Masters, wife is hot

Tiger Woods has more competition, in the wife hotness department. Trevor Immelman impressed on the golf course the entire weekend, beating Tiger Woods by a sizeable margin and winning the Masters for the first time of his career. The viewers were rewarded by seeing yet another attractive wife of a pro golfer. First we had Phil Mickelson’s wife Amy, who is still tops in my book. Then we get Tiger’s wife Elin, who is gorgeous as well. Now we have Carminita. Their son is cool too, with his red hair and humorous facial expression.