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Sidney Crosby Gets Gordie Howe Hat Trick!

Sidney Crosby is officially the most vicious player in the NHL…not really, but he did get in a fight last night to the amusement of hockey fans everywhere. For those unfamiliar with the Gordie Howe Hat Trick, it is a goal, assist and a fight. This was Crosby’s first official NHL fight, and his opponent, Boston Bruins defenseman Andrew Ference, left with a bloody head.


Above, Crosby planning his attack. Like a snow leopard seeking out it’s prey, Crosby plans his first move, knowing that this could mean sustenance for him and his cub for the cold winter months. (sorry, I’ve been watching a lot of Planet Earth on the Discovery Channel)


He strikes without warning, and his prey can do nothing but take each vicious punch after vicious punch, until he skates off the ice bewildered and covered head-to-toe in blood and fecal matter.

The fight was awesome. Crosby is awesome. Take that Gretsky.