American Gladiators!

As 2008 begins, I resolve to watch every episode of the new American Gladiators. It was great when I was a kid, and now at the prune eating age of 23, my adolescence has begun again (to some, it never ended). The new gladiators are even more fierce than they were in the ’90s. Take Wolf for example:

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This mountain man is the coolest new American Gladiator. He lets out a wolf cry before each event, that scares kids worse than The Nothing did in The Neverending Story.

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I never thought a wolf in spandex would look so menacingly hilarious.

The sex appeal comes from former MMA fighter Gina Carano, who goes by the name “Crush.”

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The show is on every Monday at 8pm, PST, and I recommend watching it. It’s corporate tie-ins and unapologetic patriotism is better than the “Support Our Troops” bumper sticker on your F-150.

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