If there’s one thing I learned from Lethal Weapon 2, it’s don’t trust South Africans. Stupid Tim Clark and his stupid great golf playing means the great (read: rusty) Tiger Woods won’t get to see round three of the Accenture Match Play Tournament. This also means that millions upon trillions of people won’t get to watch him play this weekend. Here’s a quick rundown of what happens using pictures from the tournament:
Tiger says, “WTF, man? I hate South Africans more than Mel Gibson hates Jews and South Africans!”
Meanwhile Tim Clark and his flamboyant self says with a lisp, “Tiger, the green’s this way thsilly pantths. Let’s win this one for Zimbabwe boyths!”
And the golf course just says this: “Fuck you Tiger!” You know when the cacti are flipping you off you’re having a bad day…
And there you have it, the rundown of the second round of the Accenture Match Play Tournament. Was it good for you?
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